Cristiano Ronaldo scored three goals over the weekend. And, at least check, hat tricks are very, very impressive.
But they are not that impressive to Ronaldo, who can score four goals in the following match and make it seven goals in his last two contests because he is superhuman.
On one hand, Ronaldo didn't score any amazing goals. There wasn't a powerful, knuckling, dipping free kick. There wasn't a 50-yard run. There wasn't a slew of stepovers that left three defenders on their behind.
On the other hand, HE SCORED FOUR GOALS AND HAS SEVEN IN THE LAST TWO MATCHES.
And he did it with a shirt on, too. We know how hard it is for Ronaldo to keep his shirt on.